This list was inspired because I have been watching a lot of Nostalgia Chick videos on YouTube lately (again... and showing them to my students), and she did her own list. That got me thinking what mine were. Basically I went through my DVDs and listed all the movies I own that... aren't necessarily good, but I enjoy watching. Even though when people see them or they come up in conversation I get strange looks and a "really?"
They're movies that most likely got bad reviews, and the acting or the writing or the plot (or all the above) might be awful and groan-inducing, but you love them anyway.
Basically the list is structured with 10 being the movie I am least embarrassed to admit I own (and enjoy) and 1 being the most. You get it. Alright, here we go:
10. Any Jennifer Aniston movie
I love Jennifer Aniston. Rachel was my favourite character on FRIENDS, and I've seen the majority of movies she's done since (or during). And... some of them are not good. Friends with Money was... terrible. The Good Girl was kind of strange. I think her best movies have been Marley & Me, Just Go With It, and Bruce Almighty. (Also, He's Just Not That Into You, but I'll talk about that later).
But most of her movies get bad reviews, or not great reviews. I liked Bounty Hunter, The Switch, The Break up. And the movies she did during FRIENDS, namely Picture Perfect and The Object of my affection. Basically, any staple Jennifer Aniston romantic-comedy, I enjoy.
Some of her latest movies (namely Wanderlust and We're the Millers) I found.... I don't know. I liked most of We're the Millers, but the part I laughed the most at was the bloopers at the end; when they were supposed to have a song come on the radio and all sing along, but someone put the FRIENDS theme song on and Jennifer didn't really know how to react, haha. But that good be because I'm just not really into that sex, drugs, violence, etc as comedy. Nor do I enjoy hearing the F-word in every other sentence. But that's just me, and overall I enjoyed the movie.
And Wanderlust gets points with me for having Alan Alda in it (Yes, I love M*A*S*H).
Jennifer Aniston isn't really seen as a bad thing, but a lot of her movies are seen as bad. But I love them.
9. Movies with multiple storylines
I'm talking movies like Love Actually, Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, He's Just Not that into you, and What to Expect When you're expecting.
Actually, the last one is kind of the exception. I enjoyed it, but it wasn't what I thought it was going to be. HJNTIY worked well because it worked the lessons and the rules of the source material into the movie. I expected WTEWYE to do the same, but it was really just a comedy about different pregnant women. And to be honest, it wasn't really that funny.
My mum really hates Love Actually. She cannot understand why I like it. But that, Valentine's Day and New Year's Eve have what appeals to me- mindless romantic fluff. And yeah, there's bits that are super cheesy and some storylines are not given enough screentime and you'd like to see more of them, but they are really good to watch when you want something sweet and happy. And I like how (especially in the latter two examples) the characters are linked and there's a few twists and connections that you work out just before they happen (or not at all). I still tear up every time I watch Valentine's Day and then Julia Roberts comes home to her son...
He's Just Not That Into You has romance, drama and I think very realistic... speaking as a girl who's never actually been in a relationship.... ahem. Moving on.
I also like these movies because they tend to have a lot of actors I like in them. Another exception to this rule is Movie 43, which I haven't seen but everyone says its awful and seems to be really rude. Which is a bummer, because I love so many of the cast.
8. Mamma Mia
So yeah, Pierce Bronson can't sing. Neither can Colin Firth. Or a few other cast members. And it's ABBA songs. But this is such a fun movie. Regardless of whether or not you've seen the stage show (I have not), it's a feel good movie that makes you just want to sing along with the songs. There's a reason I saw it three times in cinemas.
I remember my sister watching this when it came out on DVD and she couldn't make it all the way through. She stopped, because "it's about nothing" (my sister is not really a musical fan, so I don't think that helped). But the number of people I know who despite the lack of musical talent of some cast members, or their dislike of ABBA or whatever, who still love this movie... I think that says a lot. It's a fun movie, and sometimes that's what you need.
7. Burlesque
When I first heard about this movie... usually when I'm deciding whether to see a movie, I go off two factors: the story, and the cast.
So, looking at the cast for Burlesque, you have Cher, Christina Aguilera, Stanley Tucci, Cam Gigandet. Now, I love Stanley Tucci. Like, a lot. And in supporting roles you have people like Kristen Bell, Alan Cumming, Eric Dane and Peter Gallagher. All of whom I am also a fan of. But I can't really take Cam Gigandet seriously as a romantic interest because the two roles I know him from are Twilight (murdering vampire) and The OC (as the guy who went crazy and the murdered Marissa). But sure, let's cast him as a good guy. That works.
And as for Cher and Christina... maybe I was just born in the wrong era, but I don't get the appeal of Cher. I kinda got the Christina thing, because I was a kid when she released 'Genie in a Bottle', even though I was more of a Britney girl. But I didn't really think she'd be able to lead a movie.
And you know what? Sometimes, she can't. But the musical numbers, supporting cast and Stanley Tucci are awesome enough that it doesn't matter (have I mentioned I love Stanley Tucci?). It is a fun, enjoyable movie. Although I wish Alan Cumming had a bigger role.
6. Win a date with Tad Hamilton
The first time I saw this movie, I guessed how it would end about 15 minutes before the end. And it is corny and yeah, definitely unrealistic. But it is really sweet. And Topher Grace is that awkward kind of adorable, and I adore his character. This movie is funny, and sweet and... I mean, come on- that part about the 6 smiles? I melt. Because isn't that what girls want? To find a guy who notices our different smiles? That stuff about us that we didn't even know we did?
And you know... Josh Duhamel isn't bad looking either.
5. Did you hear about the Morgans?
I am not a Sarah Jessica Parker fan. That's just get that out of the way. However, I am a Hugh Grant fan. He has this dry delivery of his lines that appeals to my sense of humour. As does that bumbling, kind of awkwardness that he tends to play.
This is not Hugh Grant's best movie. But Hugh Grant makes the movie better than average. I think most of the laughs come from him (I say most, because I do find their assistants funny).
This movie did not get good reviews. From memory, the most common complaint was that it dragged. And yes, it did, especially at the end. However, when I think about the movie (it's been a while since I watched it), I have good memories and feelings of it. Because what comes to mind is funny Hugh Grant moments.
4. Letters to Juliet
So, we have romance, Shakespeare and the reunion of soul mates. You also have a terrible fake British accent (Chris Egan, I'm looking at you) and a large dose of cheese.
There are 2 things that really get me about this movie- 1. Amanda Seyfried's character... her fiancee is a jerk. At no point in the movie can I discern what the hell she sees in him. Maybe that's the point, so we don't care when she dumps him for Chris Egan. But seriously, he is so self-absorbed.
And 2. The last line. Now, I've already admitted this movie is cheesy. But it holds it together. It's the good cheese. Until the last line. It's terrible. I saw this in cinemas, and my friends and I all agreed that the last line ruined the movie. Terrible writing. Every time I watch it, I can't help but say "Ugh".
UGH. Seriously. Just UGH.
3. Crossroads
Yep, the Britney Spears movie. This was the first M-rated movie I ever saw in cinemas. And it was before Britney went downhill, and had "Not a girl, not yet a woman." For girls my age, this was a hugely significant song to us. Yes, it is cheesy and the acting isn't great and there's a lot of issues with the movie. But it has some good things about it. Namely, the music. And it tries hard to make a message about friendship... from memory (again, it's been a while).
It's predictable, and sometimes when it tries to be serious and dramatic, it just ends up feeling like a soap opera or ridiculous, but I think what redeems it slightly, is that coming of age theme. And it's nice to remember when Britney was a valid role model for young girls (and maybe guys too, I don't actually know). I think one of the flaws of the movie is that it tries to fit too many issues into it.
2. Danielle Steel movies
Hear me out. I was reading Danielle Steel books in primary school. Because I needed something harder to read, and that was mostly all my mum had in the house. Plus, she had a lot of the movies and watched them with us around, so she didn't have an issue with me reading them. And well... there's some good stories. They're a good mix of drama and romance, which I like (hello, have you read the stuff I write?). Sometimes they even help me or give me ideas for my own writing.
The acting isn't that terrible (sometimes) and the stories are just.... there's something about them. Sometimes, when I just need something to watch that I don't need to think about. I can just watch it.
1. Twilight
Bad acting? Yes. Bad writing? Yes. Bad story? Yes. I admit, I quite enjoyed the books- until the movies came out. I saw 4 of the 5 movies in cinemas, because from a literary point of view, I'm interested by how they adapt books to film. (I boycotted Breaking Dawn Part 2 on principle because they didn't need to split the last book in two. They could have easily done it in one film).
Actually, I'm not really sure if this counts as a guilty pleasure, because I don't get pleasure from it, and I haven't watched the movies or read the books in.... forever. It's more a series of movies that I'm not really sure why I own them... but I do.
But... I don't know. If it had been cast... better, maybe it wouldn't have been as bad. Because lets face it, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are a lot of the problems with the movies. Laying aside all the story issues, they are. I wish I had something to say why I put this on this list, but... I can't think of anything.
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